A5, 44 pages, 10, 20 maybe 30 roles. One set, three
locations, two-act.
It's a musical, revue, part-panto, a play, part-movie
and a lively piece of dinner theatre. It's enjoyed
wonderful success by all ages in all locations -
theatres, halls, classrooms. It's actually a three set
show but you don't change the set. You move the audience.
It's simple. At first your audience arrive in the airport
terminal. This could be the foyer of your theatre. Here
they check in, inspect the "shops", hire a
cushion, meet fellow travellers and are entertained by
some interesting characters. It's all scripted but with
such close contact, your actors will need to be a little
flexible.
Next it's on to Customs [could be part of a corridor]
where your audience must pass through the metal detector
and have their personal luggage inspected. Again it's
tightly scripted with small comic scenes. All good fun.
Finally everyone moves into the plane ready for the
flight of their life. Your plane could be just a large
room with benches or individual chairs. There's no need
to make a low roof although many groups do. The cheaper
the better. You see you're flying with the world's worst
airline and the crummier the set the better.
Lots of funny possibilities. You could offer two
classes of ticket - first and economy but have the first
class passengers up the back. You can name a destination,
the more exotic the better. One group advertised the show
as being a flight to Paris, France. The crew wore berets
and spoke with terrible French accents. You'll almost
certainly find that the audience will enter into the
spirit of the show demanding better seats, more food,
etc.
There is a scripted play which takes place on the
plane. It involves many things some of which you can
re-arrange e.g. if you have some talented performers you
could include them in the floorshow on the plane.
Floorshow? Yes, you see the in-flight movie breaks down
and the crew have to make do. One passenger has 4000
slides of trees taken on vacation. Why not show these to
the passengers! You get the chance too to make a local
video. One of the passengers has been to see the sights
in your town or suburb and here are the results. This is
hilarious as your audience see themselves and their town
on screen.
Some of the passengers include the short-sighted
pilot, an overbearing parent, a mother-to-be, a priest
Father Forgive-Me and a drunk who firmly believes he's on
a train.
You can include a singalong and special items as
mentioned previously. When it seems the plane is running low on fuel,
something drastic has to happen. Passengers are asked to complete a will which
bequeaths their underwear and spouse to the person they
name on the form. Just when it seems the plane is heading for Disaster, a most unlikely pilot emerges and everyone is
saved.
This is Your Captain Speaking has
been staged with terrific results by all age groups in Canada, the USA,
UK and Australia. The
meal you serve can be BYO everything to chicken in a
basket to a full sit down three-course slap-up feast. Captain is
a great way to raise money. Take off today.
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